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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9704 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6228 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
