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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9254
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	955

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5498
Emeralds Found:	1702	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5408	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	93
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crops Grown:	4495
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	117162
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	6796	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	7716	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	740
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	622	Star Shards Collected:	253
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	1674
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3