PortalMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	448904	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2022	Ores Mined:	5181
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1031	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	89	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	230
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	981862	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Players:	97/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crops Grown:	4121	Enchantments Applied:	176
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5