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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8990 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.