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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7908 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.