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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3479 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 200518 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.