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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6815 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
