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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 171 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.