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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4259 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.