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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3016 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4079 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.