PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	6736	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	64
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2133	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4885
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2220	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!