PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	156	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9006	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	1198	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	5628	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	239
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ores Mined:	5965	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Emeralds Found:	6820	Enchantments Applied:	235

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	61
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	409908	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3234
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.