PoopNotGreenAITA | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.

Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.

And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.

So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	9065

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Litenetworkxultimate

Survival

Server IP: Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7801	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	176299

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	712	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mines Excavated:	3153

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7678	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.