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Players: 105/500 Votes: 3867
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Void Gems Collected: 38
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • BlockShame: Aunt Edition

    BlockShame: Aunt Edition
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1263
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

    We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

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  • YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

    YearlyAchievementsMC SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2547
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dimension Hops: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

    Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

    And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

    So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9633
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

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  • CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

    CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3474
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

    come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

    we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

    so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

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  • Love & Pixels

    Love & Pixels
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1643
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

    Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

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  • SuperDragons

    SuperDragons
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4865
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 466 Votes: 9155
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

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  • Frostia

    Frostia
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4461
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8554
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Crops Grown: 3938 Villages Defended: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

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    Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

    Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

    Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

    On t’attend sur Frostia !

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  • The Last Joust of Chivalry

    The Last Joust of Chivalry
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3108
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

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    Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

    “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

    TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

    Additional Modes
    CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
    PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

    More information about the additional planned features will be included

    Join our community today

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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is TLJ? TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
    How can I join the server? You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
    Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ? Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

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  • Public Showcase Girls 1.21

    Public Showcase Girls 1.21
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4158
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

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  • BratBrotherCraft

    BratBrotherCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8951
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

    Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

    With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

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  • TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

    TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6997
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

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    LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

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  • Block Therapy Fun!

    Block Therapy Fun!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 5281
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 3075 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

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  • ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2716
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

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  • GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

    GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7937
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ores Mined: 1043
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

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    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

    Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6593
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Towns Built: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 144
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

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    LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

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