Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
New Chunks Explored:	275723	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4867	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	3210

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.