Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1309	Ores Mined:	7153
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	658274
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3416

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6730	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	281
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.