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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3365 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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