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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2067 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 184 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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