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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
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