Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Buildings Constructed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3561	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Void Gems Collected:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.