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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9542 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
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