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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1074 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6755 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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