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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
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