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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8799 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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