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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3255 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 555 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
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