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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3046 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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