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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.
also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”
