PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8550
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6779
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
New Chunks Explored:	127095	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2892	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	62745	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	438666	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2022	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1845	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.