PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	231	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5149
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	188674	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	782
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	62

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ores Mined:	4080
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3529	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!