Polish Threads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Void Gems Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Emeralds Found:	8644
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5334	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Runes Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3503
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1102

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Mines Excavated:	2903
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!