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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2778 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.