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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4819 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1167 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 172 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 453 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4517 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.