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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7733 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 617 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 936754 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.