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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3524 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 97 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.