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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3942 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.