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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7100 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.