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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1158 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.