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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2557 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 505 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.