”/pol/ Paradise Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are spicy and the griefing is even spicier! Join us on /pol/ for a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky chaos.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with rare loot. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of deranged villagers armed with diamond swords and a thirst for blood. It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, lava, and even a stray creeper or two getting in on the action. In the end, our brave player emerged victorious, covered in loot and glory.

But that’s not all! On /pol/, you can also participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “Build the dankest meme”. Show off your creativity and humor as you construct the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant Pepe statues to pixel art of your favorite conspiracy theories, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on /pol/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you log off, the memes never die.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	2894
Farms Harvested:	101	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	9302
Emeralds Found:	6751	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9739
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4485	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Potions Brewed:	175	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9201	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.