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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3414 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!