| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6767 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7345 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1158 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8000 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2024 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9978 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2221 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7739 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5307 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2503 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3921 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 587 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6230 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3212 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7551 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 233 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
