Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Crops Grown: 5132 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
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