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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6364 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!