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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6301 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 909997 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!