PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2503
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	159	Void Armor Forged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2397
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4211
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	655592

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	2105
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8011
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23