New and upcoming minecraft server -=- Skyblock -=- Factions, Minigames, and Survival coming soon -=- Come on in and play today !
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Minecraft Servers List Updated December 21, 2024, 6:16 AM
New and upcoming minecraft server -=- Skyblock -=- Factions, Minigames, and Survival coming soon -=- Come on in and play today !
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IP Address | turtlecraft.us |
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Reveal Trailer | Watch Here |
Discord Server | Join Here |
Season Five Bluemap | View Here |
Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!
Question | Answer |
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When does Season Five launch? | Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST. |
What is the IP Address of the server? | The IP Address is turtlecraft.us |
Are there any plugins for land claiming? | Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing. |
Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected. |
What is the size of the map in Season Five? | The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap. |
Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!
Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.
Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!
So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.
Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!
First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.
We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!
First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!
But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!
So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉
On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!
Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.
Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!