PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

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OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	New Chunks Explored:	972869
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	38

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

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Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Farms Harvested:	266	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	6092

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	822205

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4326
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	6735	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com