PlasticPeenProblemsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3742
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

198.154.112.209

Novylen

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Star Shards Collected:	265	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Novylen

mc.novylen.net

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Minecraft Portugal Community

minecraft.pt

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3623	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4148	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Play.CursedMC.Net

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3838
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	136	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

latest.zedwork.co.uk

Horsecraftnl

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	56

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

server.hollandcraft.nl

Toro League

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	507
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

server.toro-league.com

BuildingParadise

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	3819	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

85.131.157.159

AmishSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

play.amishsmp.com

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

mc.liberty-survival.com

BioBroodGaming

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3381	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

108.163.193.100

Aethier

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

mc.aethier.co.uk

Buxville

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Towns Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

buxville.net

PrisonRC

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

PrisonRC

prison.reborncraft.biz

BmailPvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

198.24.162.90