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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8770
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Emeralds Found: 5455 Mines Excavated: 1305

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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