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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4469 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3260 | Mines Excavated: | 4191 |
Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!